iloversyoutyler

attack-on-teetan:

ultratissuebox:

attack-on-teetan:

I was looking for my phone during a power outage just now and I thought “maybe I left in the bathroom as usual” but it was dark in my bathroom so I was like “oh ill just use my phone as a flashlight”

yeah, wasn’t my brightest moment

if the power was out how did u make this text post?

THE POWER CAME BACK ON YOU UNSEASONED MEATBALL

po3a
  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point
lindslaaay

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.